Top definition
Planning masturbation at the same time as your counterpart. Not necessarily in the same room, synchronized masturbation can be done over text, video chat, ect. Pictures and videos are often exchanged during synchronized masturbation.
Guy 1:"Dude, me and April were doing synchronized masturbation last night!"
Guy 2:"Did you get any picture?"
Guy 1:"Nah man, better, I got a video. I chummed hard man!"
by Short Kicker August 19, 2014
Get the mug
Get a Synchronized Masturbation mug for your brother Jerry.
Aug 4 Word of the Day
Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life ā€“ sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.
Iā€™m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, Iā€™m just lying flat.
by Freeo11 June 04, 2021
Get the mug
Get a lying flat mug for your guy Sarah.
2
The professional artistic form of the circle jerk. Usually requires lots of practice and an over-familiarity with ones friends. It is usually performed in a dark room

Related sports: Fasturbation
He's a gold metalist in Synchronized Masturbation, you can tell by the callouses and the well developed foreams.
by smojo100 March 16, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Synchronized Masturbation mug for your fish Jovana.