Sphinchronized

When 2 people's bowel movements have aligned to the same general time.

"My best friend and I have known each other so long that even our morning dumps have sphinchronized"

Sphinchronized by SixSpeed July 26, 2017

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shitchronized

The moment when you and a friend are texting and taking a shit at the same time.

Friend 1: "Dude are you taking a shit right now?"
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, it's super spicy."
Friend 1: "Bro, we just shitchronized."

shitchronized by @yaboiHermaphodite March 12, 2017

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Sphinchronized • sphynchronized • shitchronized • Sphincronised

sphynchronized

When you and a best friend are so close that your Poop cycles synchronize.

Those two are inseparable. They've even sphynchronized, and you can smell them in the bathroom at the same time in an unholy marriage of Taco bell and raw sewage.

sphynchronized by SixSpeed January 21, 2025

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Sphincronised

To have synchronised shits with a friend

After he took his bowl prep, I found we were Sphincronised! I even had 3 shits before breakfast.

Sphincronised by Possumkiller October 16, 2025

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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