SixSpeed's definitions

Sphinchronized

When 2 people's bowel movements have aligned to the same general time.

"My best friend and I have known each other so long that even our morning dumps have sphinchronized"

by SixSpeed July 26, 2017

sphynchronized

When you and a best friend are so close that your Poop cycles synchronize.

Those two are inseparable. They've even sphynchronized, and you can smell them in the bathroom at the same time in an unholy marriage of Taco bell and raw sewage.

by SixSpeed January 21, 2025