reaganstump's definitions

Synchronized Shitting

When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.

Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.

by reaganstump January 14, 2017

Humansynthesis

When you are giving someone a rim job, and they accidentally shit in your mouth.

What the hell! Your humansynthesis was the best one I had!

by reaganstump January 14, 2017

Chandelier

When thou art pooping and the hunks of feces are stuck against a hair hanging drom the buttocks.

"I had a mad chandelier last night bro, it felt so weird yanking that thing out.."

by reaganstump March 2, 2017

Hanglet

A hanglet is when you're shitting, and a part of the shit falls off, but is still connected to the rest of the shit by a strand of hair.

Yo man, can you help me out with this hanglet?

by reaganstump January 14, 2017

Scrab

A scab located on a man's scrotum.

Guy 1: I was going to give my girl a good dicking but I forgot I had scrabs.

Guy 2: That's fucking disgusting dude!

by reaganstump April 22, 2017