5 definition by reaganstump

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When thou art pooping and the hunks of feces are stuck against a hair hanging drom the buttocks.
"I had a mad chandelier last night bro, it felt so weird yanking that thing out.."
by reaganstump March 02, 2017

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When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.
Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.
by reaganstump January 14, 2017

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A hanglet is when you're shitting, and a part of the shit falls off, but is still connected to the rest of the shit by a strand of hair.
Yo man, can you help me out with this hanglet?
by reaganstump January 14, 2017

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When you are giving someone a rim job, and they accidentally shit in your mouth.
What the hell! Your humansynthesis was the best one I had!
by reaganstump January 14, 2017

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A scab located on a man's scrotum.
Guy 1: I was going to give my girl a good dicking but I forgot I had scrabs.

Guy 2: That's fucking disgusting dude!
by reaganstump April 21, 2017

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