spheard 

a hairstyle which consists of a band of hair across the head connecting to a beard, creating a vertical circle of hair around a man's head

that guy's spheard must have taken months to grow

spheard by Dusty Bill April 2, 2007

Spheare 

Spheare is a gifted person who is born every 100 years to never miss or lose in anything. It’s a title given to the highest of all mortals.

Hey is that the current Spheare?!
Friend: Yup, that man just said “Luffy>Naruto”, it’s like the rumours say. He never misses.

Spheare by Young God. February 21, 2021

Timo sheard 

Timo sheard is an American business executive, videographer, and music video director. His multimedia company,
B-Roll and FX Productions, started in 2015

Timo sheard directed that video

Timo sheard by Goliath1111 November 25, 2021

speard

A very thin beard, worn by young boys in the early stages of puberty. Their facial hair is not thick or coarse yet, but they still think they look cool wearing their beard, even though it is thin and whispy, and looks really stupid.

The word "speard" is a hybrid of "spic" and "beard." This term was given because the primary wearers of speards are fourteen year old hispanic males. However, a signifigant portion of speards can be seen on boys of any ethnicity, especially on those of Middle Eastern or Indian descent. It is less common among negroid and caucasian boys.

I finally realized i look stupid with this speard on my chin, so I shaved this morning.

speard by Joey Pitchfork July 28, 2006

sheard

of or about, describing the likes of a shitty beard. shitty + beard = sheard

"dude, take a look at that sheard."

"my bonch has more hair than that guy's sheard."

"when i kissed her, she rejected me, stating simply that while real men can grow beards, i can not, for i am only sheard-capable."

"hey, lee hursh: nice sheard, ass hole!"

sheard by brady fitzgerald October 16, 2008

Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.

That biznatch gave me a sheard.

Sheard by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

shearding 

the act of serious sexual self-denial

I won't put out with Gareth, not even for £15 and a box of chocolates ("shearding")

shearding by Ollie the Owl January 5, 2009