shearding

the act of serious sexual self-denial

I won't put out with Gareth, not even for £15 and a box of chocolates ("shearding")

by Ollie the Owl January 5, 2009

favor sharking

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

Amber Hearding

To lie and be deceptive to the world. To play the victim while being an abuser.

My wife beat me up and then told the cops that I hit her. This woman is Amber Hearding me.

by Sam Sinner May 16, 2022

Amber Hearding

While abusing and gas lighting your significant other you do an elite maneuver and poop in their bed and blame it on the dog.

God damn it did you do an Amber Hearding again

by Sandwichfactory May 13, 2022

Amber Hearding

The act of defecating on someone's pillow.

I was Amber Hearding on my boyfriends pillow because I was upset.

by JusticeforJD April 24, 2022

Amber Hearding

To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.

This is a picture of a woman Amber Hearding a police car.

by Godfrey Daniels June 2, 2022

Amber Hearding

When you walk into the room, hop up on the bed, dance sensually to get him in the mood. Then.. spontaneously lock eyes with your parter wild-eyed and ferral.. angrily drop Into a squat, grunting like Quest for fire while punching the gnarliest grumpy possible right on the middle of the bed.

I heard she's into Amber Hearding.. better buy rubber sheets..

by Amber Turds wild ride May 30, 2022