sheard

of or about, describing the likes of a shitty beard. shitty + beard = sheard

"dude, take a look at that sheard."

"my bonch has more hair than that guy's sheard."

"when i kissed her, she rejected me, stating simply that while real men can grow beards, i can not, for i am only sheard-capable."

"hey, lee hursh: nice sheard, ass hole!"

by brady fitzgerald August 23, 2008

Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.

That biznatch gave me a sheard.

by Dirty Sanchez August 02, 2003

Timo sheard

Timo sheard is an American business executive, videographer, and music video director. His multimedia company,
B-Roll and FX Productions, started in 2015

Timo sheard directed that video

by Goliath1111 November 26, 2021

shearding

the act of serious sexual self-denial

I won't put out with Gareth, not even for £15 and a box of chocolates ("shearding")

by Ollie the Owl January 05, 2009

Sheard

The term for a dedicated shit muncher. A Sheard loves eating shit directly out of any living creature's asshole and then reinserting it, only to eat it again. They often go after children too.

Whoa William! You're coming across like a bit of a Sheard today!

by GameNewsOfficial June 19, 2023