speard

A very thin beard, worn by young boys in the early stages of puberty. Their facial hair is not thick or coarse yet, but they still think they look cool wearing their beard, even though it is thin and whispy, and looks really stupid.

The word "speard" is a hybrid of "spic" and "beard." This term was given because the primary wearers of speards are fourteen year old hispanic males. However, a signifigant portion of speards can be seen on boys of any ethnicity, especially on those of Middle Eastern or Indian descent. It is less common among negroid and caucasian boys.

I finally realized i look stupid with this speard on my chin, so I shaved this morning.

speard by Joey Pitchfork July 28, 2006

spear of destiny 

Spliffs rolled with normal sized rizlas, rather than kingsize. Their small size and pointy roach end makes them look like minature spears, and obviously it is your destiny to blaze them up. Smoking them will unlock the secrets of your destiny, but you'll forget in the morning because you were so stoned.

Coconut Head rolled this spear of destiny for us. Its small but it'll get you crazy stoned squire.

spear of destiny by Digweed Academy May 19, 2009

Tongue Spear 

Inserting one's tongue into a cute girl's anatomy, typically the butthole.

Bro, I was finally able to tongue spear Megumi last night, and as I suspected, she was clean as hell!

Tongue Spear by jmad January 7, 2013

Litney Spears

Substantially more than the normal amount of ‘lit’

Guys, we’re getting Litney Spears tonight!

Litney Spears by Georgina McInnes October 10, 2018

Long Spear 

A word describing a massive penis, with the strength and power of a God inside a mortal man. Usually used in the context to describe an asian man with glasses and pimples, due to the stereotypes of asian men having a small penis.

'OMG, did you see Brian's Long Spear yesterday? I couldn't even see the other side of it!'
'Long Spears are an exotic type of abnormally large sexual components of the male species. Homosapians who wield these powers have large amounts of female attraction.'

Long Spear by LongSpearMaster25 September 9, 2019

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks 

The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end

Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks by Chin Nutz September 27, 2009

Britney Spears 

American National Treasure.

Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!

Britney Spears by PopGuru August 24, 2015