Spheare 

Spheare is a gifted person who is born every 100 years to never miss or lose in anything. It’s a title given to the highest of all mortals.

Hey is that the current Spheare?!
Friend: Yup, that man just said “Luffy>Naruto”, it’s like the rumours say. He never misses.

Spheare by Young God. February 21, 2021

Twitney Spheres

This may resemble Britney Spears because it's based on her. It refers to any talentless hack who doesn't deserve success and adulation, even while doing whatever shameless thing it takes to command unwarranted attention and/or stay in the public eye.

"Oh, Kanye, stop pouting about not winning all those awards. You're acting like a Twitney Spheres."

Twitney Spheres by wheezer04041966 January 1, 2008

Spheren 

A sphere that is eren not to be confused with sphere.

Person 1: wow look at that spheren
Person 2: I can’t it’s too godly

Spheren by _Skye June 18, 2020

sheared peen 

A circumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?

sheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

Chodie Shearer 

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

Chodie Shearer by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021

spheard 

a hairstyle which consists of a band of hair across the head connecting to a beard, creating a vertical circle of hair around a man's head

that guy's spheard must have taken months to grow

spheard by Dusty Bill April 2, 2007

Dirty Shearer 

The term used for drunked naughtyness.
Primarily at House Parties as the 'Dirty Shearer' can have more fun.

Can be used as a word to define someone : A Diry Shearer
or to define drunken mishaps : Dirty Sheared

Dude : 'My Dad Walked in on me trying to have sex with an unconcious girl'

Dude 2: 'aw man, that sucks.'

Dude : 'I know. And the worst thing was he scared the hell outta me and my do da went somewhere else...'

Dude 2: '.....OMG man, u Dirty Sheared the poor girl'

Dude : 'Dammit, That makes me a Dirty Shearer ): '

Dirty Shearer by LittleRichard February 19, 2010