sheard

of or about, describing the likes of a shitty beard. shitty + beard = sheard

"dude, take a look at that sheard."

"my bonch has more hair than that guy's sheard."

"when i kissed her, she rejected me, stating simply that while real men can grow beards, i can not, for i am only sheard-capable."

"hey, lee hursh: nice sheard, ass hole!"

sheard by brady fitzgerald October 16, 2008

Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.

That biznatch gave me a sheard.

Sheard by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Sheard

The term for a dedicated shit muncher. A Sheard loves eating shit directly out of any living creature's asshole and then reinserting it, only to eat it again. They often go after children too.

Whoa William! You're coming across like a bit of a Sheard today!

Sheard by GameNewsOfficial June 18, 2023

Timo sheard 

Timo sheard is an American business executive, videographer, and music video director. His multimedia company,
B-Roll and FX Productions, started in 2015

Timo sheard directed that video

Timo sheard by Goliath1111 November 25, 2021

Karen Clark sheard

A gospel singer and she’s an SOPRANOO and an member of the Clark sisters

“ have you watched the clark sisters movie!?”
“ yeah Kierra sheard played her mother Karen Clark sheard!”

Karen Clark sheard by A girl that loves Audra McDona December 16, 2025

wind shear 

A Sudden "wall" of wind, either horizontally or vertically, can be 650 MPH! Planes have to be careful of it. It can make them Crash!

On that flight, she prayed for there to not be any wind shears.

wind shear by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012