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spermeable 

an individual or body part that looks very worthy of being semened upon
"Hey, have you seen that new intern?"
"Yeah man, her tits are spermeable as fuck!"
spermeable by indianbradpitt July 13, 2012

Shmeables 

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".
Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*
Shmeables by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022

shareable 

Something that can be shared, or dispersed, to others.
Our picnic was great because more than one person brought a really tasty shareable.
shareable by Balfro August 15, 2016

shermeal 

A sexy beast that my friend Makayla is obsessed with. A word to describe anything and everything.
Makayla: im feeling shermeal today
Me: what the hell is shermeal

Makayla: i dont fukinnnn knooow bruh *sings shermeal in the tone of sum beethoven song lmao*
shermeal by Shermealissexy October 12, 2017

Shareable Laughter 

That loud, dramatic laugh people do not because the joke was that funny, but because they want you to ask. Basically, the human version of clickbait. Bonus points if they glance around after laughing, waiting for someone to bite.
Dude started cackling at his phone with that shareable laughter. Now we’re all asking, and it’s just lebron shaking ahh.
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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