spental 

To get horribly drunk.
Spastic & Mental Combined.
Usually associated with hard liquor.

I got fucking spental last night.
To get messy drunk.
Usual involves lost memories. Large lapses in coherency.
Loss of bodily function controll.
Spental,is getting so drunk you cannot stand.
Associated with bad behavior, ie taking on the cops.
Starting a bar fight. Setting fire to you mates motorcycle.
Or just being a massive dick when really drunk.

spental by Moi Persoin September 15, 2007

spenta 

A great human being.Best company one can have.Proves to be the smartest,tallest and sweetest in a room of people.Can do anything for the family.A bit rude sometimes but makes up with cute and sweet replies and compliments.A huge blackmailer and tends to sooth you in the best way possible.If in your life then you are the luckiest of all!!

Spenta near by then fear says bye bye😂

spenta by bitch/witch May 1, 2018

spengaloid 

a fucking annoying prick who complains at everything.

Oh Diana is such a spengaloid, always trying to piss me off

spengaloid by DumbCunt273 June 13, 2018

Spantalian 

The language one speaks when visiting Italy if one took Spanish in high school and never learned Italian.

American A: Dude, try out your Spantalian
American B: Scusi, um... donde esta el baño?
Italian: Il bagno? A sinistra e poi il primo a destra.

American: Una bierra por favor.
Italian: Prego.

Spantalian by samd12345 July 12, 2009

Spentology 

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent

Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"

Spentology by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008

spentload 

someone who, due to no fault of their own, is the 'quintessential', loser... Try as they might and with the best of intentions just can't seem to do or get anything right. A mans 'load' that would have been better off swallowed during oral sex, than fertilizing an egg, vaginally to create said person.

Hey, were you ever able to get those new leads from Glenn?

No! Never was able to get a single one. His father would have been well advised to have opted for a blowjob the night this clown was conceived. What a spentload that guy is.

spentload by Taint Sniffer January 27, 2009

spengaloid 

An annoyin person

run its a spengaloid

spengaloid by JoelBrandt May 22, 2016