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someone who, due to no fault of their own, is the 'quintessential', loser... Try as they might and with the best of intentions just can't seem to do or get anything right. A mans 'load' that would have been better off swallowed during oral sex, than fertilizing an egg, vaginally to create said person.

Hey, were you ever able to get those new leads from Glenn?

No! Never was able to get a single one. His father would have been well advised to have opted for a blowjob the night this clown was conceived. What a spentload that guy is.

spentload by Taint Sniffer January 27, 2009

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sheetload

A sheetload is what you refer to when you've had a bowel movement in bed, probably while you're asleep. Eventually you wake up and soon realize something’s wrong considering the mess and smell. If you aren't sleeping alone, your bedmate will abruptly bring it to your attention. There is no denying what happened. If you don't have a mattress pad, you now have a nasty stain on the mattress. If you sleep bare-assed, the mess is even worse. Sometimes occurs when you're in bed and go to cut a fart that turns out to be a wet one.

Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!

sheetload by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

Related Words

spentload • Sheetload • Speeload • skeetload • Spenglord • spenthead • speed loader • spunk loader • SWEET LOAD

skeetload

Sounds cooler than a "shitload". First coined by Daniel M. Vaccerelli, Lord of teh Intrahnetz.

You may want to look up "skeet" before using skeetload.

skeetload by Christina Monterrosa February 23, 2008

Spenglord

A super idiot

Mate you're such a fucking spenglord!

Spenglord by creator boy June 25, 2016

Sheetload

A full spreadsheet of work to do!

Man! Rich, I have a sheetload of work to do today!

Sheetload by Adam David Doyle October 2, 2007

Speeload

A fast reload

"Get the speeload perk," said Alan.

"The speeload perk?" asked Dylan.

"the perk for a fast reload!" exclaimed Alan.

Speeload by EctoplazmYT November 1, 2022

speedloader

A small, metal circle that has bullets attached to it, to be used to quickly load a revolver.

Person 1 used the speedloader to quickly reload his revolver.

speedloader by buddy retard July 3, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026