someone who, due to no fault of their own, is the 'quintessential', loser... Try as they might and with the best of intentions just can't seem to do or get anything right. A mans 'load' that would have been better off swallowed during oral sex, than fertilizing an egg, vaginally to create said person.
Hey, were you ever able to get those new leads from Glenn?
No! Never was able to get a single one. His father would have been well advised to have opted for a blowjob the night this clown was conceived. What a spentload that guy is.
No! Never was able to get a single one. His father would have been well advised to have opted for a blowjob the night this clown was conceived. What a spentload that guy is.
by Taint Sniffer January 27, 2009
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Burritos and beer. That's all it took. My girlfriend got home late and climbed into bed and immediately alerted me about the sheetload I'd dumped without even knowing it. What a fucking mess!
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