7 definitions by Professor Spendser

Spent

The expressive state illustrating the inebriation of a person after excessive physical activity, substance consumption and/or sleep depravation.

Jermaine: Bro I just got back from town...
Max: Bro it's tuesday, you went out on friday...?
Jermaine: Yeah bro, Rata had the meanest 'glass', haven't been to sleep yet. I'm spent.
Max: Bro, you're spent as!
Jermaine: I'm heaps spent!

by Professor Spendser August 23, 2008

Meat Pack

An accurately weighed high premium quality glass barbeque feast.

Bro! bro!, I found a Meat Pack under the couch! - crank up the bar-b, we's gunna get spent

by Professor Spendser August 23, 2008

Meat Pack

An accurately weighed high premium quality glass barbeque feast.

Bro! bro!, I found a Meat Pack under the couch! - crank up the bar-b, we's gunna get spent

by Professor Spendser August 23, 2008

Parumpadunk

To jiggle or to make bounce a big booty ass otherwise know as a parump

"Hell yea I slammed dat hoe's parumpadunk"

"I want to parumpadunk yo fine ass bitch"

Porn movie title

"Big ass booty parumpadunk hoes 1"

by Professor Spendser August 23, 2008

Spentology

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent

Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"

by Professor Spendser August 24, 2008

Parump

"Noticeably over sized or generously proportioned big booty round ass"

"She had a big old fat ass parump"

by Professor Spendser August 23, 2008

Burgernomics

The study of obtaining and procuring sustenance for ones survival through food, shelter and spendventory

Andy: "Hey Aaron, I've got the meat pack and a 2 for 1 pizza coupon. Ill be home in 10 minutes with a new glass barbeque"

Aaron says: "BRO; you got some dopeass Burgernomics!! Ill wake up the Spentos"

by Professor Spendser August 23, 2008