spenkle 

The pink squishy inside part of the butthole

Sir, Kiss my spenkle.

spenkle by Bumblebee313 February 20, 2024

Speckled moon 

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.

Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.

Speckled moon by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Spunkler 

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar

If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.

Spunkler by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009

Speckled Red 

African-American with red hair and lighter skin with darker freckles. Distant relation to the "high-yellow" African-American

That Speckled Red looks like a baby orangutan

Speckled Red by bnj61 March 26, 2009

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick by minuccp January 8, 2010

Spengle 

A person of great stupidity. This person was a waste of sperm and should just have been swallowed

Connor : What the fuck is wrong with Scott
Kevin : He is just a spengle

Spengle by Kevin the spengle June 7, 2016

Speckledorf

When one is cheated from his money or goods.

Billy was speckledorfed by Hooker Jane

Speckledorf by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009