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special
(whoever says this has gotta be rather secure with themselves...)
I feel speckle today
speckle by Morbid Knight September 24, 2005
A very idiotic and 'special' person who has the intelligence of a potato.
Dan: 'Oh sorry I'm late, I had to go pick up my son from kindy and had to bring him home.'

James: 'That's it? I thought that would be a quick job?'

Dan: 'But then after I brought him home I remembered I don't have a son. It probably explains why there was multiple cop cars on my driveway. So, I had to clean up this mess.'

James: '... Well you're a speckle aren't you?'
I am so speckle 😌
Speckle by Keekofreako December 6, 2022

Speckle Monkey 

An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.
Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.
Speckle Monkey by tdmiller February 28, 2013

speckle dick

This refferes to the way ones dick may look like the morning after fucking a nsty slutty bitch. usually means you have an std.
damn, she knew how to ride that shit but when i took a piss this morning i had that speckle dick working!
speckle dick by fruvous October 24, 2006

speckle way 

speckle way by jeremy January 11, 2004
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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