Last night I totally speckled Adam while he was sleeping, and he didn't even know. I think it left brown marks on his face.

I've been jabbed

I feel speckle today

Dan: 'Oh sorry I'm late, I had to go pick up my son from kindy and had to bring him home.'

James: 'That's it? I thought that would be a quick job?'

Dan: 'But then after I brought him home I remembered I don't have a son. It probably explains why there was multiple cop cars on my driveway. So, I had to clean up this mess.'

James: '... Well you're a speckle aren't you?'

Speckles is my best friend.