spelltard

A spelltard is an individual who seems to you like they are intelligent until you witness their unbelievably horrific writing capabilities.

I really wanted to get into Katie's pants until she asked me to edit a paper of hers for a class the next day. She spelled "maybe" as "mayby." I just can't be with her. I don't want to be seen in public with a spelltard.

by poonjobi December 9, 2010

Spedtard

When someone who is so mentally retarded they aren't allowed near the normal kids.
They can be seen running straight into doors and sexually harassing the class pet.

They will bite and scream so proceed with caution.

Billy is a Spedtard, I saw him jizz in the teacher's coffee and laughed when she drank it.

by Spongey_lad October 13, 2019

Stellard

Totally intoxicated and anxious to pick a fight with anyone
From the lager brand Stella Artois

"Get him in the police van ...he's Stellard"
"What's his problem? ...is he Stellard?"
"He thinks he's Artois ...but he's Stellard"
"Drunk and disorderly? ...No he's completely Stellard"

by Marshallasthefish December 10, 2007

Shellards

'Waist shorts' worn by girls who are trying to be fashionable but end up looking like tards.

'Look at Jodie wearing those shellards'
'I know! What a tard!'

by Prizza July 24, 2009

Spillfard

Spillfard is an insult used on your short friend, meaning saggy or soggy dwarf.

Bro your such a spillfard

by VendingMachine2.0 August 12, 2021

Sheltard

The dumbasses that are too rich to go to public school but too dumb to go to private schools

That damn sheltard cut herself

by surgericly March 25, 2019

Spedtard

retarted; another name for specail education and retard put together...spedtard

You Spedtared! You didn't do anything right on this paper! GOSH!!!!!!

by Sarah March 6, 2004