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stillhard 

when you're having sex or getting a blowjob, even after you cum your dick stays hard.
bro, I got this blowjob last night... it was so fuckin good, I'm stillhard.
stillhard by AndreiB February 5, 2007
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swillard 

one who frequently imbibes large quanities of alcohol and sunsequently engages in any of the following activities: undulation; public urination; cackling; cajoling others to join them in their activities by repeating the phrase (with fingers at lips) "come on boy you know you want to party" until their subject joins along in their swillard games; attempting to attract persons of the opposite sex by asking them if they would like a Mentos, or, if the subjects are traveling in a group, by inquiring: "how you ladies doin' tonight"; responding to any external stimulus by repeating the phrase " et, ut, ott", etc.
come on you swillard, stop pissing in my trash can.
swillard by Anonymous April 22, 2003

stilltarded 

adj. - residually intoxicated after a surprising length of time
"Saturday night was intense. My hangover didn't even kick in until Monday. I spent all of Sunday stilltarded."
A spelltard is an individual who seems to you like they are intelligent until you witness their unbelievably horrific writing capabilities.
I really wanted to get into Katie's pants until she asked me to edit a paper of hers for a class the next day. She spelled "maybe" as "mayby." I just can't be with her. I don't want to be seen in public with a spelltard.
spelltard by poonjobi December 9, 2010

skilliard 

did u guys know that Bob is a skilliard
skilliard by RealDaplaya November 25, 2011

Spillary 

The act of ejaculating into another person pre existing ejaculation.

This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.
The gang are halfway through a game of soggy biscuit

Ewan is the first to ejaculate because he is horny

Joe performs Spillary in Ewan’s semen.

Ewan: What the fuck bro that’s gay!

Joe: I know (rapes Ewan’s balls)
Spillary by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018