Spillfard

Spillfard is an insult used on your short friend, meaning saggy or soggy dwarf.

Bro your such a spillfard

by VendingMachine2.0 August 12, 2021

stillhard

when you're having sex or getting a blowjob, even after you cum your dick stays hard.

bro, I got this blowjob last night... it was so fuckin good, I'm stillhard.

by AndreiB February 5, 2007

swillard

one who frequently imbibes large quanities of alcohol and sunsequently engages in any of the following activities: undulation; public urination; cackling; cajoling others to join them in their activities by repeating the phrase (with fingers at lips) "come on boy you know you want to party" until their subject joins along in their swillard games; attempting to attract persons of the opposite sex by asking them if they would like a Mentos, or, if the subjects are traveling in a group, by inquiring: "how you ladies doin' tonight"; responding to any external stimulus by repeating the phrase " et, ut, ott", etc.

come on you swillard, stop pissing in my trash can.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

stilltarded

adj. - residually intoxicated after a surprising length of time

"Saturday night was intense. My hangover didn't even kick in until Monday. I spent all of Sunday stilltarded."

by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2009

spelltard

A spelltard is an individual who seems to you like they are intelligent until you witness their unbelievably horrific writing capabilities.

I really wanted to get into Katie's pants until she asked me to edit a paper of hers for a class the next day. She spelled "maybe" as "mayby." I just can't be with her. I don't want to be seen in public with a spelltard.

by poonjobi December 9, 2010

skilliard

a person having skill or skills

did u guys know that Bob is a skilliard

by RealDaplaya November 25, 2011

Spillary

The act of ejaculating into another person pre existing ejaculation.

This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.

The gang are halfway through a game of soggy biscuit

Ewan is the first to ejaculate because he is horny

Joe performs Spillary in Ewan’s semen.

Ewan: What the fuck bro that’s gay!

Joe: I know (rapes Ewan’s balls)

by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018