one who frequently imbibes large quanities of alcohol and sunsequently engages in any of the following activities: undulation; public urination; cackling; cajoling others to join them in their activities by repeating the phrase (with fingers at lips) "come on boy you know you want to party" until their subject joins along in their swillard games; attempting to attract persons of the opposite sex by asking them if they would like a Mentos, or, if the subjects are traveling in a group, by inquiring: "how you ladies doin' tonight"; responding to any external stimulus by repeating the phrase " et, ut, ott", etc.

come on you swillard, stop pissing in my trash can.

swillard by Anonymous April 22, 2003

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stilltarded

adj. - residually intoxicated after a surprising length of time

"Saturday night was intense. My hangover didn't even kick in until Monday. I spent all of Sunday stilltarded."

stilltarded by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2009

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spelltard

A spelltard is an individual who seems to you like they are intelligent until you witness their unbelievably horrific writing capabilities.

I really wanted to get into Katie's pants until she asked me to edit a paper of hers for a class the next day. She spelled "maybe" as "mayby." I just can't be with her. I don't want to be seen in public with a spelltard.

spelltard by poonjobi December 9, 2010

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skilliard

a person having skill or skills

did u guys know that Bob is a skilliard

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Spillary

The act of ejaculating into another person pre existing ejaculation.

This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.

The gang are halfway through a game of soggy biscuit

Ewan is the first to ejaculate because he is horny

Joe performs Spillary in Ewan’s semen.

Ewan: What the fuck bro that’s gay!

Joe: I know (rapes Ewan’s balls)

Spillary by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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