speedtard

Somebody so retarded, their stupidity can only be the result of massive ammounts of illegal substances.

Everyone who gives negative reviews on Fanfiction.net is a complete speedtard.

by Protodude June 24, 2004

speedtard

The defenition of pepole that so obsessed by speeding, that they can't help them self driving like a maniac.

- "Shit I got my licence revoked due to speeding."

- "You speedtard!"

by mokkaman June 4, 2010

speedtard

(In a video game) A person who disregards all rational thought in order to make the round or match end faster often resulting in failure.

That speedtard just died in an attempt to end the round.

by iwasherebutleftat4 July 17, 2020

sweetarded

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

by Partycoe January 24, 2010

Spedtard

When someone who is so mentally retarded they aren't allowed near the normal kids.
They can be seen running straight into doors and sexually harassing the class pet.

They will bite and scream so proceed with caution.

Billy is a Spedtard, I saw him jizz in the teacher's coffee and laughed when she drank it.

by Spongey_lad October 13, 2019

speedwaddler

speedwaddler, noun;

1) One who speedwaddles

2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path

Turn a speedwaddler loose in an all-you-can-eat buffet and they become a WMD. No one is safe!

by Kowulz May 24, 2007

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

by USADexter January 13, 2009