speedtard

Somebody so retarded, their stupidity can only be the result of massive ammounts of illegal substances.

Everyone who gives negative reviews on Fanfiction.net is a complete speedtard.

by Protodude June 24, 2004

speedtard

The defenition of pepole that so obsessed by speeding, that they can't help them self driving like a maniac.

- "Shit I got my licence revoked due to speeding."

- "You speedtard!"

by mokkaman June 4, 2010

speedtard

(In a video game) A person who disregards all rational thought in order to make the round or match end faster often resulting in failure.

That speedtard just died in an attempt to end the round.

by iwasherebutleftat4 July 17, 2020