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Somebody so retarded, their stupidity can only be the result of massive ammounts of illegal substances.
Everyone who gives negative reviews on Fanfiction.net is a complete speedtard.
by Protodude June 24, 2004
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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The defenition of pepole that so obsessed by speeding, that they can't help them self driving like a maniac.
- "Shit I got my licence revoked due to speeding."

- "You speedtard!"
by mokkaman June 04, 2010
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(In a video game) A person who disregards all rational thought in order to make the round or match end faster often resulting in failure.
That speedtard just died in an attempt to end the round.
by iwasherebutleftat4 July 17, 2020
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