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Speltard: someone who not only can't spell worth a shit but is also too stupid to look the word up in the dictionary and correct it. Also, a person who consistently misfiles things because they can't get it through their thick head that ABX comes before AXB.
I can't believe they let speltards graduate from university." Or, "Who are the fucking speltards that keep misfiling shit around here?
speltard by J-Bullets November 26, 2010
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Spedtard 

When someone who is so mentally retarded they aren't allowed near the normal kids.
They can be seen running straight into doors and sexually harassing the class pet.

They will bite and scream so proceed with caution.
Billy is a Spedtard, I saw him jizz in the teacher's coffee and laughed when she drank it.
Spedtard by Spongey_lad October 13, 2019
The dumbasses that are too rich to go to public school but too dumb to go to private schools
That damn sheltard cut herself
Sheltard by surgericly March 25, 2019

Spedtard 

retarted; another name for specail education and retard put together...spedtard
You Spedtared! You didn't do anything right on this paper! GOSH!!!!!!
Spedtard by Sarah March 6, 2004

spedtard 

person who is a special educated retard
spedtard = people who are so stupid to the point they need special education and part of the retarded club
spedtard by flikz December 1, 2020

Spectarding 

Loosing at an online game, and having to be a spectator of your team-mates, who haven't been killed.
"Yo, where are you at dave?"

"I'm spectarding bro"
Spectarding by muddybonez January 2, 2021
A spelltard is an individual who seems to you like they are intelligent until you witness their unbelievably horrific writing capabilities.
I really wanted to get into Katie's pants until she asked me to edit a paper of hers for a class the next day. She spelled "maybe" as "mayby." I just can't be with her. I don't want to be seen in public with a spelltard.
spelltard by poonjobi December 9, 2010
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