A drink typically drank by Scott Lovell. When Scott’s drinks this he typically turns into a “wife beater”.

when you got that sauce that's lookin extra fire.

reassuringly expensive

Wife Beating juice. Works well on blocked drains, too.

Stella is the phooking daddy!

stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.

Wife beating juice.

Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.

Still easily the nicest lager available.

Some truly amazing beer. Yes it is expensive but it makes up for that in taste. Its great cause it doesn't taste too strong even though it has a high alcohol percentage 5.2%. I love it, have had some good experiences.... like getting drunk with hot soccer players!! woot woot.