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A drink typically drank by Scott Lovell. When Scott’s drinks this he typically turns into a “wife beater”.
Don’t drink Stella Artois or you’ll turn into Scott
by Terminator1353 September 06, 2018
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
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Wife Beating juice. Works well on blocked drains, too.
Get me another stella before I crack your head open, bitch.
by Danski November 05, 2003
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Stella is the phooking daddy!

stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.
Geeza No1: I was on thy most holy stella last night

Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate?
by KickArseKenny November 18, 2004
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Wife beating juice.

Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.

Still easily the nicest lager available.
Man 1: "Been on the wife beating juice tonight?"
Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!"
by MindblowN January 18, 2004
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Some truly amazing beer. Yes it is expensive but it makes up for that in taste. Its great cause it doesn't taste too strong even though it has a high alcohol percentage 5.2%. I love it, have had some good experiences.... like getting drunk with hot soccer players!! woot woot.
Soccer player- Hey why don't you get a Stella?
Me- Ok

Many beers later....

Soccer player- You're hot.
Me- Yeah you too....
Soccer player- Why don't we go look at my car.
Me- Thank you Stella Artois.

So smoooth.
by Beerenthusiast August 20, 2008
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