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spegment

A tiny individual unit of excrement the size of an M&M or rabbit dropping, usually delivered if somebody is suffering constipation. Often experienced travelling in unfamiliar or exotic places where available food can be very limited, such as the highlands of Papua New Guinea
Dear diary, It's day number 5 of my travels and still all I can manage is a single spegment of something denser than plutonium. I fear the worst if I cannot find a McDonalds soon...
by Richmilo January 26, 2021
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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
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johnny segment

One who does not finish stories told.
Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!
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External secant segment

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay
External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant
by external secant segment November 3, 2018
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Segmentation fault

v. the end-result of compiling and causing execution of faulty code that declares wordJihad/word against sections of memory where it is not bound to. Often results in a wordCore Dump/word.
20:52:05hc@builder:~$ uname -a
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
by hc May 2, 2003
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Smegment

A segment of smeg.
Ace: Gary! We appear to have run out of cheese.
Gary: Don't fear Ace, I always keep some extra smegments in the fridge.
by Jordanish December 9, 2008
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Segmentating

When you don't exactly know what you're saying to executives so you decide to just conjure up some bullshit...
Exec: How is the IVR performing?
Employee: Oh, its working just fine. All of the processes are segmentating as they should be.
by leche82 November 16, 2017
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