secant

what americans says when they try to say 'second'
'hey, do you have a secant?'

english person: 'huh?'
by phoenix-h February 19, 2009
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Blithering Secant

Someone or something that has been an absolute idiot that there is no other thing you can call them. By referencing them to a line that intersects a parabola, you assert complete male alpha dominance.
Person 1 :"(does something idiotic)"
Me: "You Blithering Secant!"
by barbariancoc October 28, 2019
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External secant segment

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay
External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant
by external secant segment November 03, 2018
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