Definitions by Richmilo
spegment
A tiny individual unit of excrement the size of an M&M or rabbit dropping, usually delivered if somebody is suffering constipation. Often experienced travelling in unfamiliar or exotic places where available food can be very limited, such as the highlands of Papua New Guinea
Dame Judy
A particularly powerful and offensive odour usually associated with farting or number 2's. A stench, but on the next level. Mostly experienced following a night of drinking and consumption of nasty fast-food that you wouldn't normally eat unless drunk, a strong indication of bowel or other inner turmoil.