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Spegmentation 

Art of saving and scavenging up every ounce of Spegma inside of your foreskin, where it marinates for as long as possible and possibly leads to mouldiness or even decomposition. The trick is to let is marinate down there and it's not something the average person can do. Achieving complete Spegmentation would require years of hard work, dedication and God-Given Talents and genetics as well
Tom's parents are really proud of him as he received full marks in his Spegmentation exam after saving up his spegma for years
Spegmentation by Fondle Monster 69 February 25, 2025
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Segmentation fault 

v. the end-result of compiling and causing execution of faulty code that declares wordJihad/word against sections of memory where it is not bound to. Often results in a wordCore Dump/word.
20:52:05hc@builder:~$ uname -a
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Segmentation fault by hc May 2, 2003

sementation 

The process of an object becoming stiff due to ejaculatory fluids.
After cumming into a sock he kept under his bed, Johnny found it became hard and stiff thanks to sementation.
sementation by SyrupPants November 14, 2014

sementation 

The process of an object becoming stiff due to ejaculatory fluids.
After cumming into a sock he kept under his bed, Johnny found it became hard and stiff thanks to sementation.
sementation by SyrupPants November 14, 2014

Segmentating

When you don't exactly know what you're saying to executives so you decide to just conjure up some bullshit...
Exec: How is the IVR performing?
Employee: Oh, its working just fine. All of the processes are segmentating as they should be.
Segmentating by leche82 November 16, 2017

Spermentation 

Making alcohol with your own ejaculate, or a combination of yours and someone else’s
“My spermentation is almost done, just a few more days until it’s at the perfect alcohol content.”
Spermentation by Mog Queen May 31, 2024