Smegment

A segment of smeg.

Ace: Gary! We appear to have run out of cheese.
Gary: Don't fear Ace, I always keep some extra smegments in the fridge.

by Jordanish December 09, 2008

Smegment

a portmanteau of segment and smidgen used to describe a small amount.

A small smegment of the earths population need a $53,000 dollar Mac Pro.

by MrEverybody December 11, 2019