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Smegment 

a portmanteau of segment and smidgen used to describe a small amount.
A small smegment of the earths population need a $53,000 dollar Mac Pro.
Smegment by MrEverybody December 11, 2019

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

johnny segment 

One who does not finish stories told.
Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!

External secant segment 

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay
External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant
The mixture of both semen and smegma. Typical found on a male with a cheesedick that’s a chronic wanker.
My roommate’s room always smells like smegmen.

I gave myself a good wank after not bathing for three weeks and there was a lot of smegmen.
Smegmen by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

smegmectomy 

The removal of a thick layer of knobcheese from one's helmet.
I hadn't washed my bellend for weeks, but luckily there was time for a quick smegmectomy in the sink before Janet came round.
smegmectomy by RavyDavy April 21, 2006