Smegment

A segment of smeg.

Ace: Gary! We appear to have run out of cheese.
Gary: Don't fear Ace, I always keep some extra smegments in the fridge.

by Jordanish December 9, 2008

Smegment

a portmanteau of segment and smidgen used to describe a small amount.

A small smegment of the earths population need a $53,000 dollar Mac Pro.

by MrEverybody December 11, 2019

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

johnny segment

One who does not finish stories told.

Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!

by Stephen Lee (Mighty Boosh Quote) April 27, 2006

External secant segment

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

by external secant segment November 3, 2018

Smegmen

The mixture of both semen and smegma. Typical found on a male with a cheesedick that’s a chronic wanker.

My roommate’s room always smells like smegmen.

I gave myself a good wank after not bathing for three weeks and there was a lot of smegmen.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

smegmectomy

The removal of a thick layer of knobcheese from one's helmet.

I hadn't washed my bellend for weeks, but luckily there was time for a quick smegmectomy in the sink before Janet came round.

by RavyDavy April 21, 2006