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A segment of smeg.
Ace: Gary! We appear to have run out of cheese.
Gary: Don't fear Ace, I always keep some extra smegments in the fridge.
Gary: Don't fear Ace, I always keep some extra smegments in the fridge.
by Jordanish December 9, 2008
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Gerry: You know damn well what i'm like once i've got my juices flowing!
Gerry: You know damn well what i'm like once i've got my juices flowing!
by Jordanish May 11, 2008
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