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Collectibles, antiques, crafts, and items of interest that are somehow associated with seminal fluid, ejaculation, or the pure joy of jacking off.
That cum rag that you leave under your mattress is disgusting semenalia.
Semenalia by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019

Schmental 

Crazy; Paranoid; Obsessed with life; needs to know everything about everything.
The Short kid went schmental after a taller boy beat him on a world history test.

I went schmental after this kid kept asking me for a ride.

My mom is totally schmental.
Schmental by Brett and Adam September 6, 2005

Semental 

Spanish/Mexican slang used by mature Latina mamas worldwide to affectionately refer to their well-endowed younger lovers. Literally meaning stud.

Also used for uncastrated male horses charged with breeding the mares
"To forget about mi hijo Juan's debts, his well-endowed weed dealer Victor, offered to own me sexually for a week. We have our second anniversary today and waiting for our first niña pequeña. Amo a mi semental.~"
Semental by BWCVictor June 2, 2021
(noun): the final resting place for your semen. Examples include: tissues, socks and condoms.
'Bro, last night was great, my sementary was Jessie's face.'
Sementary by CFKane May 13, 2014

sementation 

The process of an object becoming stiff due to ejaculatory fluids.
After cumming into a sock he kept under his bed, Johnny found it became hard and stiff thanks to sementation.
sementation by SyrupPants November 14, 2014

sementation 

The process of an object becoming stiff due to ejaculatory fluids.
After cumming into a sock he kept under his bed, Johnny found it became hard and stiff thanks to sementation.
sementation by SyrupPants November 14, 2014