Adjective- An actual dumb ass; someone who doesn’t have a brain and says stupid shit without thinking; usually used as an insult to say to an idiot
“Remember those Where’s Wally books”
“No, Amy you spedmonk it’s Where’s Waldo, get you head out of your ass”
“No, Amy you spedmonk it’s Where’s Waldo, get you head out of your ass”
by Nuggetluvr44 August 14, 2018
Get the spedmonk mug.A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
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by spudmonkee July 29, 2012
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One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.
One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.
The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.
by growmoreweed May 12, 2014
Get the spudmonkey mug.Like a donkey, the woman gets down on the floor - hands and knees - the man then places his ballsack on her back and slowly rubs them on her bare skin until he orgasms.
Mark: What's for dinner later?
Jenny: Whatever you want...
Mark: How about shepeard's pie?
Jenny: Sounds good!
Mark: Good! And after that we'll have a little session of spedonking.
Jenny: Whatever you want...
Mark: How about shepeard's pie?
Jenny: Sounds good!
Mark: Good! And after that we'll have a little session of spedonking.
by Quacky Quetzel March 27, 2010
Get the spedonking mug.Something you call someone acting in a stupid manner. Describes one as both a sped monkey and donkey. A two for one special!
by anonymous March 15, 2021
Get the spedonkey mug.A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
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