spedmonk 

Adjective- An actual dumb ass; someone who doesn’t have a brain and says stupid shit without thinking; usually used as an insult to say to an idiot

“Remember those Where’s Wally books”
“No, Amy you spedmonk it’s Where’s Waldo, get you head out of your ass”

spedmonk by Nuggetluvr44 August 14, 2018

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

spudmonkee

A cross between a Potato, Monkey and a swell chap. Good stuff.

Hey look it's a beautiful spudmonkee!

spudmonkee by spudmonkee July 29, 2012

spudmonkey

a total goofball not constrained by your typical sense of reality and social norms.

One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.

The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.

spudmonkey by growmoreweed May 12, 2014

spedonking 

Like a donkey, the woman gets down on the floor - hands and knees - the man then places his ballsack on her back and slowly rubs them on her bare skin until he orgasms.

Mark: What's for dinner later?
Jenny: Whatever you want...
Mark: How about shepeard's pie?
Jenny: Sounds good!
Mark: Good! And after that we'll have a little session of spedonking.

spedonking by Quacky Quetzel March 27, 2010

spedonkey 

Something you call someone acting in a stupid manner. Describes one as both a sped monkey and donkey. A two for one special!

Lee’s being a complete spedonkey...

spedonkey by anonymous March 15, 2021

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010