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speedmonkey by Galapagos Gary June 17, 2012
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Spedmonkey
A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
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spudmonkey
a total goofball not constrained by your typical sense of reality and social norms.
One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.
One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.
The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.
spudmonkey by growmoreweed May 12, 2014
Spedmonkey
A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
Mexican speed monkey
When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey
Mexican speed monkey by MetalMan95100 March 17, 2010
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