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spedonkey 

Used for someone who acts as a sped monkey and donkey. A two for one special!
Lee is such a spedonkey
spedonkey by anonymous March 15, 2021

Seadonkey Exchange 

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.
Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.
Seadonkey Exchange by Lazynutz July 17, 2005

Shadonkey 

"Dude that chick was shadonkey fine"
"Dude what did you do in the bathroom? It smells like shadonkey in there"
"HOLY SHADONKEY! That was crazy"
Shadonkey by Coty Campbell October 6, 2006

seadonkey 

a girl so ugly and hideous that normal words cannot describe her so you must resort to referring to her in the terms of manatee or some water elephant type creatures
i saw john last night heading home from the club with that seadonkey. man he must have been wasted!
seadonkey by spc diggins October 30, 2007

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

Shadonkeydonk 

A way to say fuck (you are in displeasure) without people knowing...
1. What in the shadonkeydonk?

2. You stupid shadonkeydonk!

3. I sugest we go shadonkeydonk in your mother's bed while eating crackers and petting a cat named chuckles!

4. This shadonkeydonking guy was so shadonkeydonking weird. He asked me if I was shadonkeydonking insane.

5. Aw, SHADONKEYDONK!!!

6. Holy shadonkeydonk! You guys rock!

7. Just shadonkeydonking jump before I shadonkeydonking kick you in the balls!
Shadonkeydonk by Maxamania December 3, 2010
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