spedonking

Like a donkey, the woman gets down on the floor - hands and knees - the man then places his ballsack on her back and slowly rubs them on her bare skin until he orgasms.

Mark: What's for dinner later?
Jenny: Whatever you want...
Mark: How about shepeard's pie?
Jenny: Sounds good!
Mark: Good! And after that we'll have a little session of spedonking.

by Quacky Quetzel March 27, 2010

Anal Spelunking

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one

honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns

by Mind Machine February 23, 2009

Facial Spelunking

The hobby or practice of exploring the caverns of the face.

Often practiced in tandem with booger bombing.

Cube slave 1: "Dude, I'm soooo damn bored..."
Cube slave 2: "You should take up facial spelunking."
Cube slave 1: "Man, I'm so past that, I've been booger bombing you for hours..."

by liveMike June 19, 2008

urban spelunking

The act of breaking into and exploring large abandoned buildings in a city.

I got a ticket from the cops when they caught me urban spelunking in the old train station.

by Digby February 26, 2003

spejunking

Looking at the crotch of a man, either in real life or in photos, in an attempt to discover evidence of the size of his junk.

I like this guy. We need to go spejunking so I can decide whether or not to hit that.

by YOITSMEYALLDOS March 4, 2010

Mancave spelunking

The act of kickin it in your room by yourself. All men need to get away now and then, telling your friends your gonna be mancave spelunking is a way for a guy to get away with being anti-social.

Friend 1: what you gonna do now?
Friend 2: ima go mancave spelunking for a while, see where it takes me...

by Realmanfuronchest June 24, 2010

colon spelunking

The act of anal sex.

What that girl needs is a good colon spelunking.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004