spatulated 

To make something become a spatula.

I had a block of wood, which I then spatulated.
I now have a spatula.

spatulated by RtoTheB November 27, 2013

Spatulatory Rape 

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

Spangulated 

In a state of utter extascy, most definitely past mashed.com sometimes you may lose the power of speech and not normally capable of sensible conversation, although there are some exceptions to that rule. On reaching the holy grail that is Spangulated, is is recognised as a personal achievemenst among many......its the way forward, and to be celebrated

Last night friends and I made it our missison to achieve a spangulated state, which was achieved as we feel we are very good at it (although there is always room for improvement) practise makes perfect which we fit in most weekends.

Spangulated by Zedstar30 November 28, 2012

spatulatin 

1.The act of hitting an ugly ass bitch in the face with a spatula.

2. See spatulating.

1. That chick is so ugly she needs some severe spatulatin' done to her...shit.

spatulatin by Enron January 3, 2005

saturated fat 

There are 3 types of fat people normally eat, Saturated, Unsaturated, and Trans.

Note: there is also 2 types of unsaturated fat, Polyunsaturated and Monounsaturated fat.

Among all the types of fat, each one has a different, yet similar molecular structure. The small difference among each reflects the physical characteristics of the fat, and how it affects our body.

What you should know:

- It's molecular structure is most stable, no carbons have double bonds, and has the most hydrogen

- It is a solid at room temperature

- This type of fat is found in meat and dairy foods. It is also in coconut oil.

- Foods that contain fat are not strictly saturated or unsaturated fat, they are a combination of the two. For instance Peanut butter is mostly unsaturated fat, but does also contain saturated fat.

- It is recommended by nutritionists to eat no more than 30 grams of saturated fat per day.

- Consistently under-eating saturated fat can cause brain atrophy and hormonal deficiencies/issues.

- Consistently over-eating saturated fat can cause weight gain and clogged arteries, both of which are a double whammy against the heart really increasing chances of a heart attack.

- Fat (this includes trans, unsaturated, and saturated) is one of the 4 calorie yielding nutrients. It has 9 calories per gram. Carbs and protein have 4 calories per gram and alcohol has 7 per gram.

Person 1: Hey man you wanna get a double cheeseburger?
Person 2: No man I can't eat beef or cheese, I'm trying to watch my saturated fat intake, my doctor told me to.

saturated fat by Zyzy July 6, 2016

spatulate 

To remove by means of scraping.

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"

spatulate by call.me.razzamatazz October 31, 2008

Satulate 

To bring satisfaction to one's life or situation.

You need to satulate your life

Satulate by themomodermondar January 15, 2018