spatulaed

To be scraped off of a surface with force.

The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.

The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.

by RaisingtheCurtins September 20, 2021

Coogan Spatula

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.

Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.

by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

New Jersey Spatula

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula

Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*

by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

Spatula City

A warehouse full of spatulas for *any* occasion. Popularized on U-62 (a UHF station) in the movie UHF.

♫Spatula City, we sell spatulas, and that's all!♪

by PheagleAdler May 19, 2010

Flying Spatula

One half of the world famous wrestling team, Tiger Jim and the Flying Spatula who won multiple titles.
Known for his signatre move, "The Flipper". You can still see him wrestle at local state fairs

I just saw Tiger Jim and the Flying Spatula beat the stuffing out of the Smelly Wikstorms Duo

by harold t October 30, 2007

Spatulatory Rape

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010