Zyzy's definitions
Slang for insulin and typically used by bodybuilders.
Insulin is a highly anabolic hormone; however, it is not a steroid. A steroid is a type of hormone, but not all hormones are a steroid. Insulin is not a steroid because it not a derivative of a lipid; however, other than that, it is very similar to a steroid. For this reason testing for insulin is non existent.
Insulin by itself will not give you big muscles, it is best used with anabolic steroids that increase muscle tissue, such as Testosterone, Deca, and Dianabol. This is known as "stacking hormones".
The reason insulin is a great muscle builder is because of one simple fact: Every cell stores glycogen. Excess calories you eat will be converted into glycogen. Insulin tells every single cell in your body (muscle, fat, connective, even nervous tissue cells) to store glycogen. When you inject insulin you're essentially forcing your cells to take in more glycogen.
This is where the stacking comes in. Using insulin without steroid hormones your body will give all the glycogen to your fact cells, making you fatter. This is why insulin has a bad rep for weight gain. Steroid hormones (especially the 3 I listed) make your muscles bigger, allowing a higher quantity of glycogen to be stored in your muscles. Steroids also block fat production, meaning glycogen won't go to the fat cells. The combination of all this causes insulin to be very powerful in terms of building muscle size.
Insulin is a highly anabolic hormone; however, it is not a steroid. A steroid is a type of hormone, but not all hormones are a steroid. Insulin is not a steroid because it not a derivative of a lipid; however, other than that, it is very similar to a steroid. For this reason testing for insulin is non existent.
Insulin by itself will not give you big muscles, it is best used with anabolic steroids that increase muscle tissue, such as Testosterone, Deca, and Dianabol. This is known as "stacking hormones".
The reason insulin is a great muscle builder is because of one simple fact: Every cell stores glycogen. Excess calories you eat will be converted into glycogen. Insulin tells every single cell in your body (muscle, fat, connective, even nervous tissue cells) to store glycogen. When you inject insulin you're essentially forcing your cells to take in more glycogen.
This is where the stacking comes in. Using insulin without steroid hormones your body will give all the glycogen to your fact cells, making you fatter. This is why insulin has a bad rep for weight gain. Steroid hormones (especially the 3 I listed) make your muscles bigger, allowing a higher quantity of glycogen to be stored in your muscles. Steroids also block fat production, meaning glycogen won't go to the fat cells. The combination of all this causes insulin to be very powerful in terms of building muscle size.
Person 1: Dude why don't bodybuilder's look like they do from the 70s anymore?
Person 2: The introduction of GH and slin did that.
Person 2: The introduction of GH and slin did that.
by Zyzy July 6, 2016
Get the Slinmug. A term used to describe an extremely attractive and romantic male who obeys all fashion suggestions from the love of his life. From hairstyle, to jewelry wore, to clothes.
Coined after the nickname "Gem", which is a nickname given by an unknown male whose woman was name is "Jen". He called her "Jen the Gem" once, she liked it and it stuck.
Coined after the nickname "Gem", which is a nickname given by an unknown male whose woman was name is "Jen". He called her "Jen the Gem" once, she liked it and it stuck.
by Zyzy January 13, 2022
Get the gemboymug. Short for Trenbolone, a popular anabolic steroid hormone.
It is arguably the most powerful and best, and is considered by many to be the "God of all Steroids."
Things you should know:
- The side effects of tren are extreme, as should be used cautiously by newbies.
- Trenbolone was never made for human consumption, it was created for cattle to induce greater muscle growth prior to slaughter.
- It burns fat at an extremely rapid pace while significantly hardening the muscle, giving you an supreme look with supreme strength, as well as building significant muscle mass.
- There are 3 types, Tren Acetate, Tren Enthanate, and Tren Base. The results are the same but the esters are different, the ester determines how long it takes for the hormone to work, how long it stays in your system.
It is arguably the most powerful and best, and is considered by many to be the "God of all Steroids."
Things you should know:
- The side effects of tren are extreme, as should be used cautiously by newbies.
- Trenbolone was never made for human consumption, it was created for cattle to induce greater muscle growth prior to slaughter.
- It burns fat at an extremely rapid pace while significantly hardening the muscle, giving you an supreme look with supreme strength, as well as building significant muscle mass.
- There are 3 types, Tren Acetate, Tren Enthanate, and Tren Base. The results are the same but the esters are different, the ester determines how long it takes for the hormone to work, how long it stays in your system.
Lifter 1: Bro how can I get to a 200 kg bench press without weighing over 100 kg?
Lifter 2: You'll have to tren hard... tren Tren TREN!!!
Lifter 2: You'll have to tren hard... tren Tren TREN!!!
by Zyzy July 6, 2016
Get the trenmug. During a car pursuit, the pursuing car will ram the running car's back wheel (either right or left) and turn slightly, causing the running car to spin out. Usually done by police.
Cop 1: He's going into a school zone, what do we do!!!
Cop 2: We're going to have to end this, I'm going to pit (short for pit maneuver) him
Cop 2: We're going to have to end this, I'm going to pit (short for pit maneuver) him
by Zyzy December 14, 2015
Get the pit maneuvermug. There are 3 types of fat people normally eat, Saturated, Unsaturated, and Trans.
Note: there is also 2 types of unsaturated fat, Polyunsaturated and Monounsaturated fat.
Among all the types of fat, each one has a different, yet similar molecular structure. The small difference among each reflects the physical characteristics of the fat, and how it affects our body.
What you should know:
- It's molecular structure is most stable, no carbons have double bonds, and has the most hydrogen
- It is a solid at room temperature
- This type of fat is found in meat and dairy foods. It is also in coconut oil.
- Foods that contain fat are not strictly saturated or unsaturated fat, they are a combination of the two. For instance Peanut butter is mostly unsaturated fat, but does also contain saturated fat.
- It is recommended by nutritionists to eat no more than 30 grams of saturated fat per day.
- Consistently under-eating saturated fat can cause brain atrophy and hormonal deficiencies/issues.
- Consistently over-eating saturated fat can cause weight gain and clogged arteries, both of which are a double whammy against the heart really increasing chances of a heart attack.
- Fat (this includes trans, unsaturated, and saturated) is one of the 4 calorie yielding nutrients. It has 9 calories per gram. Carbs and protein have 4 calories per gram and alcohol has 7 per gram.
Note: there is also 2 types of unsaturated fat, Polyunsaturated and Monounsaturated fat.
Among all the types of fat, each one has a different, yet similar molecular structure. The small difference among each reflects the physical characteristics of the fat, and how it affects our body.
What you should know:
- It's molecular structure is most stable, no carbons have double bonds, and has the most hydrogen
- It is a solid at room temperature
- This type of fat is found in meat and dairy foods. It is also in coconut oil.
- Foods that contain fat are not strictly saturated or unsaturated fat, they are a combination of the two. For instance Peanut butter is mostly unsaturated fat, but does also contain saturated fat.
- It is recommended by nutritionists to eat no more than 30 grams of saturated fat per day.
- Consistently under-eating saturated fat can cause brain atrophy and hormonal deficiencies/issues.
- Consistently over-eating saturated fat can cause weight gain and clogged arteries, both of which are a double whammy against the heart really increasing chances of a heart attack.
- Fat (this includes trans, unsaturated, and saturated) is one of the 4 calorie yielding nutrients. It has 9 calories per gram. Carbs and protein have 4 calories per gram and alcohol has 7 per gram.
Person 1: Hey man you wanna get a double cheeseburger?
Person 2: No man I can't eat beef or cheese, I'm trying to watch my saturated fat intake, my doctor told me to.
Person 2: No man I can't eat beef or cheese, I'm trying to watch my saturated fat intake, my doctor told me to.
by Zyzy July 6, 2016
Get the saturated fatmug. A steroid hormone.
It is considered one of the safest and least anabolic out there to use.
It does not BUILD muscle size or strength. But make no mistake it is still very powerful, as it protects muscle tissue. Even when in a massive calorie deficit your body will refuse to waste muscle mass when on equipoise. This makes this drug a common favorite for cutting cycles.
Perfect for men in their 40s who begin to lose muscle mass. Hopping on this can ensure they will have nearly the same amount of muscle as 40 when they do 70.
Note: While it protects muscles it doesn't protect nervous sytem breakdown or joint breakdown nearly as much. So you will still get weaker over time, but your BMI and muscle mass will remain the same.
It is considered one of the safest and least anabolic out there to use.
It does not BUILD muscle size or strength. But make no mistake it is still very powerful, as it protects muscle tissue. Even when in a massive calorie deficit your body will refuse to waste muscle mass when on equipoise. This makes this drug a common favorite for cutting cycles.
Perfect for men in their 40s who begin to lose muscle mass. Hopping on this can ensure they will have nearly the same amount of muscle as 40 when they do 70.
Note: While it protects muscles it doesn't protect nervous sytem breakdown or joint breakdown nearly as much. So you will still get weaker over time, but your BMI and muscle mass will remain the same.
Doctor: I recommend you use equipose from now on.
Person 1: Whatever you say doc!
Bodybuilder 1: I want to get down to 4% body fat but I'm worried I'll lose muscle :(
Coach: Run equipoise your body will protect most of your gains.
Person 1: Whatever you say doc!
Bodybuilder 1: I want to get down to 4% body fat but I'm worried I'll lose muscle :(
Coach: Run equipoise your body will protect most of your gains.
by Zyzy July 6, 2016
Get the equipoisemug. Short for winsterol, a steroid that makes you strong af and gives you a thin leathery skin.
Notable users: Lazar Angelov
Notable users: Lazar Angelov
Gym Faget 1: Yo brah what are you taking rn?
Gym Faget 2: I'm only on a little winny brahhhh, I'm practically natty
Gym Faget 2: I'm only on a little winny brahhhh, I'm practically natty
by Zyzy December 14, 2015
Get the Winnymug.