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Spatulatory Rape 

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

speculating 

Assuming something before really knowing.
People be speculating too much.
speculating by lil cc November 11, 2006

Stagulating

Slow moving; Not responding quickly enough. Got molasses up the a**! A snail-like mutha-sucka!
The liquor sto closes in 10 minutes. Yo nigga, why u stagulating, I'm trying to get my drink on before we go to the club.
Stagulating by Mr. & Mrs. Feazell August 14, 2006

Stagulating

stop your stagulating and move your ass !!

spatulate 

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"
spatulate by call.me.razzamatazz October 31, 2008

Spatulaing 

When having intercorse you flip your partner over every 5-10 minutes until finished.
My girlfriend was really dizzy when we were done spatulaing.