spatulatin

1.The act of hitting an ugly ass bitch in the face with a spatula.

2. See spatulating.

1. That chick is so ugly she needs some severe spatulatin' done to her...shit.

by Enron January 3, 2005

Spatulatory Rape

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons

Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.

by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

speculating

Assuming something before really knowing.

People be speculating too much.

by lil cc November 11, 2006

Stagulating

Slow moving; Not responding quickly enough. Got molasses up the a**! A snail-like mutha-sucka!

The liquor sto closes in 10 minutes. Yo nigga, why u stagulating, I'm trying to get my drink on before we go to the club.

by Mr. & Mrs. Feazell August 14, 2006

Stagulating

taking your slow ass time

stop your stagulating and move your ass !!

by bolingbrook crew April 25, 2016

spatulate

To remove by means of scraping.

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"

by call.me.razzamatazz October 31, 2008

Spatulaing

When having intercorse you flip your partner over every 5-10 minutes until finished.

My girlfriend was really dizzy when we were done spatulaing.

by Carlos Spicy Weiner April 14, 2015