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spastard 

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.
spastard by Ashley November 12, 2002

spastard 

One whom is both spastic and a bastard
You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.
spastard by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

Spanitard 

/noun/ Spanitard, /plural noun/ Spanitard

An offensive term towards Spaniards.
Wordplay for 'Spaniard' and 'Retard'
"I can't understand a single word you're saying. Fucking Spanitard!"

Spanditard 

Form of insult to describe someone as being of low intelligence
Mike: 'What did you say John? You forgot to bring the beer to the party? Oh man...your such a spanditard.' Used mainly in Limerick, Ireland.
Spanditard by Fifibooboo April 5, 2009

Spastardicated 

Someone who is, or does something, very dumb, stupid, or inept.
Hey, did you see that guy in the pub with funny walk? Dude looked totally spastardicated!
Spastardicated by Spasman May 31, 2017

The swastikard 

Similar to phrases such as; The Race Card, or The Sex Card. In conjunction with Godwin's Law, The Swastikard is played when at any time in conversation a comparison to Hitler or The Nazi's is drawn
The debate was lively and intellectual until Hans played The Swastikard.
The swastikard by Reelbigfish622 December 29, 2015