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spaztard 

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.
Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!

Spaztard 

Someone who is a cross between spaz and retarded. Often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.
'Isdfhsdkfgsdfg!'
'Lol, you spaztard.'
Spaztard by Lover of Connor November 7, 2006

Spaztard 

An EXTREMELY special person with a mental problem. Used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.
Wow, your such a spaztard!
Spaztard by SomeGayPotato April 29, 2015

Spanitard 

/noun/ Spanitard, /plural noun/ Spanitard

An offensive term towards Spaniards.
Wordplay for 'Spaniard' and 'Retard'
"I can't understand a single word you're saying. Fucking Spanitard!"

Spuzztard 

"Nice face, spuzztard!"
Spuzztard by $portez August 17, 2009

Spaztard 

A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!
Annie: Andy! You are such a spaztard!!! Dude!!!
Spaztard by Helchel Noriffe May 7, 2007