Spazzitard

someone who is really retarded and is prone to spazzy attacks

Me: God, Phil is Such a retard
Timmy: I know. Why does he allways have spazzy attacks?
Me: Becuase he's a Spazzitard

by I Know A Spazzitard =] March 25, 2010

spaztard

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.

Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 5, 2003

Spaztard

Someone who is a cross between spaz and retarded. Often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.

'Isdfhsdkfgsdfg!'
'Lol, you spaztard.'

by Lover of Connor November 7, 2006

Spaztard

An EXTREMELY special person with a mental problem. Used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.

Wow, your such a spaztard!

by SomeGayPotato April 29, 2015

Spanitard

/noun/ Spanitard, /plural noun/ Spanitard

An offensive term towards Spaniards.
Wordplay for 'Spaniard' and 'Retard'

"I can't understand a single word you're saying. Fucking Spanitard!"

by asianporkchopfromthenorth December 12, 2018

Spuzztard

Someone stupid or lame.

"Nice face, spuzztard!"

by $portez August 17, 2009

Spaztard

A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!

Annie: Andy! You are such a spaztard!!! Dude!!!

by Helchel Noriffe May 7, 2007