spasmotard 

In short , someone who is so super stupid that only a multiple of words can describe… in this case a spastic, moron and retard all rolled up into one

Kirstie as dumb as shit, in fact shes a spasmotard !!

spasmotard by Fpe_pete April 16, 2022

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

spamtard by Soy December 1, 2003

spastard 

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

spastard by Ashley November 12, 2002

spastard 

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

spastard by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

Spastardicated 

Someone who is, or does something, very dumb, stupid, or inept.

Hey, did you see that guy in the pub with funny walk? Dude looked totally spastardicated!

Spastardicated by Spasman May 31, 2017

spasmotoid 

A person of below average intelligence and a ripe odour of oil.

Phil:Yo, Chesney, what's that smell?
Chesney:Duhhhhh I Dunno
Phil: You're such a spasmotoid Chesney

spasmotoid by Chesney Hawkes July 21, 2003

spastard 

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.

You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.

spastard by mmmmmmkay August 16, 2005