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spastard 

One whom is both spastic and a bastard
You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.
spastard by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

spastard 

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.
You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.
spastard by mmmmmmkay August 16, 2005

spastard 

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!
Daniel is a spastard
spastard by Shaun Walker March 2, 2005

spagtard 

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.
stop acting like a spagtard
spagtard by mike444444 August 28, 2009
spammer + retard = spamtard.
dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam
spamtard by Soy December 1, 2003

spaktard 

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow
that sam is such a spaktard
spaktard by jefi b December 7, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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