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parkenese 

A language spoken by only the very drunk, and undecipherable except by another drunk.
Mark was so drunk he was speaking "Parkenese"
parkenese by galen bennett January 30, 2008

Spackenease 

Spackenease a noun, (Definition) " a mix of black spanish and chinese "

A spackenease person is a Dora

Also means a Joeii has a big dick
Example " Dora is a racial mutten of spackenease cultures.
Spackenease by Doopen July 7, 2011

sporkenese 

a chinese spork that floods america's stores just like everything else in the store since china is pretty much making everything for america
Look at all those sporkenese children
sporkenese by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

sparknosed 

To be stoned, according to really stoned people in my garage.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, I'm so sparknosed right now! (Dumb Grin)
sparknosed by Elroy Blues December 23, 2005

Spookenese 

(n)

1. Some scary shit ( the language spoken in reference to fear )

(often in reference to something in a tv show or movie)

2. To say something in a state of terror to which another entity can perceive the fear in the voice
That ghost is speaking spookenese

One time I was laying on the couch I ain’t know where I was at, I started speaking spookenese
Spookenese by joogness May 5, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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