sparknosed 

To be stoned, according to really stoned people in my garage.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, I'm so sparknosed right now! (Dumb Grin)

sparknosed by Elroy Blues December 23, 2005

sparknote 

verb- to sparknote is: to use the resourses conveniently allocated at the website www.sparknotes.com to help one quickly absorb critical information on a piece of literature or reading material (that was either too stupid, too long, too boring, or one was just too stinking lazy to read) in order to allow the recieving of a good grade on the test or evaluation for the corresponding piece of literature.

Usage Note: The time at which one typically partakes in the act of sparknoting is usually in close proximity to the time of the test or evaluation, moreover, the night prior.

Yo dude! I didn't even read To Kill a Mockingbird. All I did was spaknote it and i got a 100% on the test.

Man, Great Expectatiions is huge. Charles Dickens really needed to learn how to be more concise. I am definately going to have to sparknote this one.

Dude, the test is in two days and you haven't even turned a page. You are gonna get the shaft if you don't sparknote it.

sparknote by Shoelace July 9, 2004

SparkNotes 

Not necessarily a tool for the slackers. People who have read the actual book can also use it to get grounds for their ideas, see important themes missed, and get aquinted with the public opinion; so that by the time of the actual test, one's opinion is supported, strong, ellaborative and analytical.

Besides, it's written in good English and is proven to be surprisingly reliable; with the exeption of some trivial tries for 'abstract' thought wandering, which could be easily spotted, anyhow.

Why wikipedia when you have SparkNotes?
Why get a B when you have SparkNotes?

SparkNotes by tabla May 25, 2010

sparknotes 

mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read, in little paragrpahs for every chapter. you can still get the idea of what the book's about without spending countless hours reading the damn thing.
also avilable for subjects such as history, math, science, chemistry, government, etc.

Oh fuck. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!

sparknotes by SexyLexie May 14, 2007

sparknotes version

noun: 1. Of or relating to telling a story in which the listener would like a shortened version, or you only want to tell them the summary, of your tale.<br><br>
2. Telling someone not the complete story rather the summary usually with only the main parts involved. (Usually used when telling a story orally.)<br><br>
3. The telling of your lengthy story the way someone from Sparknotes would write it.

Labrea: Hey Billy, tell me what happened between you and Kyle!

Billy: Alright, I dont have much time so ill tell you the <i>sparknotes version</i> real quick.

sparknotes version by William Bunt [originator] January 6, 2008

Sparknotes Abuser 

one who has the ability to make good grades by reading an assigned book, but continually uses sparknotes.com to ace book quizzes.

Gabby was a sparknotes abuser; she used the website despite her intellect and Mr. Carlos telling her not to do so.

Sparknotes Abuser by saxredman July 29, 2012

sparknotes 

mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read in little paragrpahs for every chapter (or act, if its a play), you can rerad the enitre book in less than half hour, get the idea of what it's about, pass the test, and not waste time actually reading the book.
also offers study guides for other subjects, such as math, history, science, etc.

Oh shit. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!

sparknotes by SexyLexie May 24, 2007