spamcock 

Noun

An entity permeates webspace with spam, whether it be your blog, myspace, or website. The spamcock is fearless in his/her self serving plugs for his/her fourm, website, or other link that completly sucks. This term could apply to any website/webspace that shamlessly promotes its self or others through annoying banner ads etc.

"If that spamcock plugs his shit one more time on my website, Im gonna ban him"

spamcock by Shitbox April 28, 2006

Spamlock 

Similar to traffic gridlock. Occurs when a fanbase will overload a message board with threads asking to save their show ( that is in danger of cancellation).

Spamlock has cluttered the boards.
...or...
This spamlock has been going on for days.

Spamlock by amnesiavictim April 14, 2009

spacock 

what the hell am I doing with my life...

Spacock

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spacock by RadToons April 18, 2023

slamcock 

So inconsequential it is below even whipdick.

Didn't we do something amazingly slamcock like use an ethernet USB adapter at one point?

slamcock by captainkirk August 19, 2004

slamcock 

Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.

I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.

slamcock by Chip August 19, 2004

spamrock 

n.: A party intended as a celebration of all things white trash. It typically involves wearing your trashiest attire and consuming suitably low brow food.

The name is originally derived from the trophy presented for best outfit. A combination of a bobble head version of the Rock mounted on a can of Spam.

"I'm going to bring some ambrosia salad to the Spamrock tonight."

spamrock by Toxin September 7, 2004

shamcock 

"Black Irish", usually of Denzelian Irish Descent: foreboding creamy white on the outside, all black on the cockside."Yea!!!!"Also known as the central most important holiday of the year, of the cult religion, known as vulva destroyerists.

Also known as Vulva Destroyer. Betty picked up a skinny redheaded freckled white guy who shamcocked her 6 ways to Sunday.

shamcock by B Ddawson (two d's for double the pimpin") March 15, 2008