spancock

a combination of the word spanner and cock; meaning you're a fucking retard

imagine a penis shaped like a spanner

Nick: Just fuck off you spancock

spancock by Salamidealer March 16, 2021

spacock 

what the hell am I doing with my life...

Spacock

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spacock by RadToons April 18, 2023

spincock 

An animation of a spinning cock. Spinning cocks are more common than you might think.
See 4chan

/b/-"SPINCOCK" IS PRETTY FUCKING SPINCOCK, JUST FYI

spincock by Jarvy February 9, 2005

spamcock 

Noun

An entity permeates webspace with spam, whether it be your blog, myspace, or website. The spamcock is fearless in his/her self serving plugs for his/her fourm, website, or other link that completly sucks. This term could apply to any website/webspace that shamlessly promotes its self or others through annoying banner ads etc.

"If that spamcock plugs his shit one more time on my website, Im gonna ban him"

spamcock by Shitbox April 28, 2006

spanbock 

something used to describe a sexy lady with MASSIVE boobs
they have a dog named Molly
is obsessed with soccer
and has an AMAZING friend named Ari

person 1: Hey! look at that girl! shes so good at soccer...
person 2: yea! she also has a dog that appears to be named Molly.
person 1: and WOAH! her boobs are hugee!
person 2: and best of all, she has an AMAZING friend named Ari!
Both: She's a SPANBOCK!

spanbock by small_confused_child December 23, 2008

swancock 

The greatest penis on earth

“Hey how was your date last night.” Oh he gave me the swancock it was amazing!

swancock by Swancock September 21, 2020