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Bawls Shaffin'
1. What you call the most legit white guy in your crew
2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.
2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.
Bawls Shaffin' by Walter Mondalegribble June 15, 2011
Related Words
spaffin' • Spaffing • spiffin • spuffin • scaffin the gap • Spaffic Jam • Spaffic spone • spaffit • Spafin • Spoffin
Spiffin'
Spiffin' by Kayla Pape December 8, 2003
spiffin
a wrod to say when something is VERy cool. it fills in the blank;
there are other forms too: spiff, spiffy, spifferific, spiffulous, spiffacious, spifferoo
there are other forms too: spiff, spiffy, spifferific, spiffulous, spiffacious, spifferoo
spiffin by IDidntHaveOne April 4, 2003
Spider Spaffing
When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.
Spider Spaffing by Mueece September 7, 2014
Free spaffing
example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
Free spaffing by spaff king October 10, 2014
Spaffic Jam
Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.
"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"
"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"
"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"
Spaffic Jam by spaffmaster August 16, 2011
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