spaffin'

ejaculating or cumming

Im gonna be spaffin' in yo face later on bitch

by King Rou December 18, 2007

Bawls Shaffin'

1. What you call the most legit white guy in your crew

2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.

Yo man, you see that guy? Bawls Shaffin'. Need I say more?

I was bawls shaffin' all day, erryday.

by Walter Mondalegribble June 15, 2011

Spiffin'

Styling; looking chic, possibly gaudy ina positive way.

Shilo: Look at these sparkly shoes!
Kate: Wow! those are spiffin'!

by Kayla Pape December 8, 2003

spiffin

a wrod to say when something is VERy cool. it fills in the blank;
there are other forms too: spiff, spiffy, spifferific, spiffulous, spiffacious, spifferoo

I played the pants game!
WOW! THATS SPIFFIN!

by IDidntHaveOne April 4, 2003

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014

Spaffic Jam

Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.

"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"

"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"

by spaffmaster August 16, 2011