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female genetalia

a.k.a the vagina/clitoris
spaffit by Rebel July 19, 2003
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Spaffically 

Adverb; in a manner pertaining to sudden and violent ejaculation.
Lucy spaffically threw her work book against the wall, and rejoiced as it was shot to pieces by autonomous gun-turrets.

Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.

Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.
Spaffically by JankZappa December 31, 2021

spiffits 

the tiny thc crystals which stick to the inside of common sandwich bags.
Dude, don't crush my bud so much in the sack. Ill have a buncha spiffits and no big buds ya dickwad!
spiffits by splorky2001 June 20, 2004
1.the act of being descriptive, always following mla format, strong diction and syntax.
2.AP stand for ANSWER THE PROMPT.
3. Never respond to a novel as boring >:/
4.Cherishing of the almighty grace passes and respectful of the nutritious oranges!!
5.act of abiding by all of saffi's rules and regulations
6.DO NOT UNDERSTIMATE THE POWERS AND PERSUASION OF SAFFI!!!
You need to rewrite your PAS, you need to saffit it!

Claire Saffitz 

Possibly the most beloved pastry chef out there. Also, we would all die for her.

First name: Claire
Second name: FromtheBonAppetitTestKitchen
"If it ain't half-sour herself, Claire Saffitz! How's it going?"
"Brad, I need you to know I can not accept any criticism right now."
Claire Saffitz by DaiPhi December 7, 2019

Spider Spaffing 

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.
For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.
Spider Spaffing by Mueece September 7, 2014

Free spaffing 

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.
example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
Free spaffing by spaff king October 10, 2014
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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