spaffit

female genetalia

a.k.a the vagina/clitoris

by Rebel July 19, 2003

Spaffically

Adverb; in a manner pertaining to sudden and violent ejaculation.

Lucy spaffically threw her work book against the wall, and rejoiced as it was shot to pieces by autonomous gun-turrets.

Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.

Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.

by JankZappa December 31, 2021

spiffits

the tiny thc crystals which stick to the inside of common sandwich bags.

Dude, don't crush my bud so much in the sack. Ill have a buncha spiffits and no big buds ya dickwad!

by splorky2001 June 20, 2004

saffit

1.the act of being descriptive, always following mla format, strong diction and syntax.
2.AP stand for ANSWER THE PROMPT.
3. Never respond to a novel as boring >:/
4.Cherishing of the almighty grace passes and respectful of the nutritious oranges!!
5.act of abiding by all of saffi's rules and regulations
6.DO NOT UNDERSTIMATE THE POWERS AND PERSUASION OF SAFFI!!!

You need to rewrite your PAS, you need to saffit it!

by broughttoubymariandalli May 18, 2010

Claire Saffitz

Possibly the most beloved pastry chef out there. Also, we would all die for her.

First name: Claire
Second name: FromtheBonAppetitTestKitchen

"If it ain't half-sour herself, Claire Saffitz! How's it going?"
"Brad, I need you to know I can not accept any criticism right now."

by DaiPhi December 7, 2019

Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014