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Spaffically
Lucy spaffically threw her work book against the wall, and rejoiced as it was shot to pieces by autonomous gun-turrets.
Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.
Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.
Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.
Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.
Spaffically by JankZappa December 31, 2021
Related Words
spaffit • Spaffing • saffit • Saffitz Dream • Spaffically • Spaffic Jam • Spaffic spone • spaffin' • spafftacular • spiffits
spiffits
Dude, don't crush my bud so much in the sack. Ill have a buncha spiffits and no big buds ya dickwad!
spiffits by splorky2001 June 20, 2004
saffit
1.the act of being descriptive, always following mla format, strong diction and syntax.
2.AP stand for ANSWER THE PROMPT.
3. Never respond to a novel as boring >:/
4.Cherishing of the almighty grace passes and respectful of the nutritious oranges!!
5.act of abiding by all of saffi's rules and regulations
6.DO NOT UNDERSTIMATE THE POWERS AND PERSUASION OF SAFFI!!!
2.AP stand for ANSWER THE PROMPT.
3. Never respond to a novel as boring >:/
4.Cherishing of the almighty grace passes and respectful of the nutritious oranges!!
5.act of abiding by all of saffi's rules and regulations
6.DO NOT UNDERSTIMATE THE POWERS AND PERSUASION OF SAFFI!!!
saffit by broughttoubymariandalli May 18, 2010
Claire Saffitz
Possibly the most beloved pastry chef out there. Also, we would all die for her.
First name: Claire
Second name: FromtheBonAppetitTestKitchen
First name: Claire
Second name: FromtheBonAppetitTestKitchen
"If it ain't half-sour herself, Claire Saffitz! How's it going?"
"Brad, I need you to know I can not accept any criticism right now."
"Brad, I need you to know I can not accept any criticism right now."
Claire Saffitz by DaiPhi December 7, 2019
Spider Spaffing
When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.
Spider Spaffing by Mueece September 7, 2014
Free spaffing
example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
Free spaffing by spaff king October 10, 2014
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