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slutmonkey 

One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.
Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!
slutmonkey by rwwells September 9, 2010

Smutmonkey 

Noun.

1. A person with a strong, uninhibited sexual appetite.

2. A person who regularly engages in crass, sexually explicit conversations.

3. A person who flings smut around like a monkey flings sh*t.
#1: Oh man, I couldn't stop this girl talking about snow jobs last night.

#2: Yeah, she is such a filthy smutmonkey! I love it!
Smutmonkey by Satouk November 30, 2009

slutmonkey 

That slutmonkey might as well be a Benobo chimpanzee the way she circle-fucked those circus clowns.
slutmonkey by J-Daddy September 24, 2006

Sockmonkey

"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?

Sophmonkey 

Perfection. She is always there for me, good and bad. I know I have your shoulder and I hope you know that I have yours. Ou always laugh at me jokes, even if they're stupid lol.
You are crazy outgoing too. I love you sophmonkey
what does sophmonkey mean?
Perfection in a cup- wait, I mean body.

Sunmonkey 

The minute that the sun appears, Sunmonkeys put on their shorts, parade around in sunglasses and try their very best to get a tan. They are usually the first ones to get sunburn.

Similar to a 'sun worshipper'.
"It's so sunny! Quick, hand me the sun cream!"
"OMG, you're such a Sunmonkey"
Sunmonkey by Sunmonkey T May 11, 2008