spumonkey

Sweet tasting cum

After eating pineapple I had the sweetest spumonkey

by Old JL April 19, 2018

spicmonkey

The word spic combined with monkey to better describe hispanics

All these spicmonkeys tryna steal our jobs! burn them

by superfastcamel6969 June 4, 2023

Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

by 202101 December 24, 2010

Squonkey

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.

“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”

by Squonkward May 30, 2018

slutmonkey

One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.

Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!

by rwwells September 9, 2010

spazmonkey

Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.

Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!

by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

by speds_r_us February 6, 2010