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slutmonkey 

One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.
Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!
slutmonkey by rwwells September 9, 2010

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

Smutmonkey 

Noun.

1. A person with a strong, uninhibited sexual appetite.

2. A person who regularly engages in crass, sexually explicit conversations.

3. A person who flings smut around like a monkey flings sh*t.
#1: Oh man, I couldn't stop this girl talking about snow jobs last night.

#2: Yeah, she is such a filthy smutmonkey! I love it!
Smutmonkey by Satouk November 30, 2009

Skunkmonkey 

When you go camping with a girl thats been hiking for a few days without a shower. When she takes her panties off, her monkey (vagina) smells like a skunk that has just sprayed the inside of the tent. Legend has it that native american tibes in the everglades used to roll in the skunkmonkey juice as a repellant to the Skunk Ape ( a mythical bigfoot type creature) that lives in the swamps of Florida. Further testing is needed to find out if this is true though. So if you go camping, please tell us of your results.
The inside of our tent smelled like a skunkmonkey after she took her pants off!
Go wash yourself woman!
Skunkmonkey by fusion73 March 2, 2010

slutmonkey 

That slutmonkey might as well be a Benobo chimpanzee the way she circle-fucked those circus clowns.
slutmonkey by J-Daddy September 24, 2006

Monkey, Sandmonkey 

When somebody, especially bloggers, refuse to tell you their name in social ocassion, trying to maintan the aura of mystery. (After: Bond, James Bond, off course)
Tom: I'm Tom, I'm a big fan of your blog
SM: And I'm Monkey, Sandmonkey..let's just leave it at that
Monkey, Sandmonkey by ZicoWico August 20, 2006