soulmonger

A wretched human being who dwells in a depressive state in the company of mates.They are known to drain the souls of upbeat beings....

"Jimmys such a soulmonger, he sat in the corner all night sipping a can of fosters".

"I know slip him a Jeffrey, that'll cheer him up".

soulmonger by jimtim February 19, 2014

sputmonger 

The new slang for homosexual, specifically one who likes to give felatio and suck up all of the cum. Used primarily by homosexual caucasian males who believe that they are "gangsta".

male1: yo dawg, iz gonna eet awl yo jizz up!
male2: daym, u a fukin sputmonger!
male1: datz cuz im uh streit up G! *slurp*

sputmonger by Travito February 5, 2008

sockmonger 

One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.

"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"

sockmonger by Tamin September 24, 2008

slutmonger 

One who mongs sluts. Derived from slut and monger. Literally, a devious and slovenly person who will sell you a used slut at an exorbitant price.

"Dave is such a slutmonger, he sold me his ex while she was still leaking!"

slutmonger by pearce duncan January 30, 2006

slutmonger 

An individual that frequently enjoys getting their anal area frosted by one of the opposite sex. These people tend to not say that they aren't a slutmonger but once the weekend comes, they enter the bedroom and their clothes fall off like a lemming near a cliff.

Shut up and let me do you, you fucking slutmonger!

Dat bitch is such a FUCKING slutmonger!!!

Get in here u dirty slutmonger!

slutmonger by Myles Wilson July 23, 2008

soulmonkey 

very anoing some times but can be a good friend , just don't touch his sussy sauce

Soulmonkey: fuck
You: what happened?
Soulmonkey: someone eat my sussy sauce , gimme a minute i need to tort- i mean help my sister

soulmonkey by Mmmmm monke July 23, 2021