Sophmonkey 

Perfection. She is always there for me, good and bad. I know I have your shoulder and I hope you know that I have yours. Ou always laugh at me jokes, even if they're stupid lol.
You are crazy outgoing too. I love you sophmonkey

what does sophmonkey mean?
Perfection in a cup- wait, I mean body.

Sophmonkey by booty and the beast ™ April 8, 2015

Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010

Shmonkey 

Someone special to you, who is playful and sexy. They have an alluring quality that you can't pinpoint. They are down to earth and fun, yet remain sophisticated and graceful. Never ceasing to impress.

Your a proper little Shmonkey you are.

Shmonkey by James2968 June 10, 2011

Shmonkey 

The ultimate killing machine. The agility of a money, with the power of a shark. Two words combined = shmonkey

One swung down from a tree and bit me. God damn shmonkey. shmonkey

Shmonkey by save_the_shmonkeys November 21, 2010

spotmonkey 

a wrestler who's movelist and style is comprised almost solely of big, crowd-impressing spots. these spots usually involve high risk maneuvers, such as corkscrew flips, moonsaults, flips onto the floor, etc.

Mark: "Hey man, what the fuck is a spotmonkey?"

Smark: "Amazing red"

spotmonkey by matt inman August 3, 2007

Sockmonkey

a very "out of the loop" innocent person.

"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?

Sockmonkey by peppermintpatty1994 July 15, 2009

shmonkey 

A word used for describing a dinosaur/monkey creature.

AH! Look out! It's a shmonkey!

shmonkey by Risa Anne May 18, 2006